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808mp5
07-14-2008, 02:27 PM
Q: What you call one pretty Samoan Girl?
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A: LUCKY!!!!

*REMEMBER now ppl these are just jokes don't take it personal :)
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Riff.Raff
07-14-2008, 04:01 PM
What do you call a Samoan mermaid?

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>> a WALRUS !!!!


bro, we going get flamed for these jokes... lol
jeg0024
07-14-2008, 05:06 PM
lol, why?
Riff.Raff
07-14-2008, 05:07 PM
^ you're actually right.... why? it's not like samoans know how to use a computer anyways... ha ha... just kidding... !!!!!!!!!
TreFlip999
07-14-2008, 05:19 PM
What do you call a swimmer with no arms or legs?

















BOB
Riff.Raff
07-14-2008, 05:26 PM
What do you call an armless and legless guy in a pile of leaves?










... Russell
wes.pro5
07-14-2008, 07:54 PM
what do you called a one legged, one armed woman?

Ilene

in Japan?

Irene
Riff.Raff
07-14-2008, 07:59 PM
^ would that make her the Queen of HipHop?
jeg0024
07-14-2008, 08:10 PM
lmao
TreFlip999
07-14-2008, 08:31 PM
what do you called a one legged, one armed woman?

Ilene

in Japan?

Irene

Hahahaha...
808mp5
07-18-2008, 03:31 PM
Bow CHicka Wow wow
What do you get when you mix a chicken and a cow?
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Brown-Chicken Brown-Cow
SpooledupRacing
07-18-2008, 04:08 PM
what do u call a guy with no legs or arms at your door step















Matt
DemonIAm
07-18-2008, 10:04 PM
What do you call a sociopath in a cubicle?


Co-worker

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What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?




Spatula!
wes.pro5
07-19-2008, 04:16 PM
what do you get when you tie 10k lawyers to anvils and drop them in the ocean?





a good start.

what do you get when you bury 10k lawyers up to their necks in sand?






you get another load of sand.
808mp5
07-19-2008, 06:38 PM
^lol
nutari
07-20-2008, 03:41 PM
What do you say to the Samoan in a business suit?












Will the defendant please rise?
TreFlip999
07-20-2008, 04:20 PM
^Buahahaha
Riff.Raff
07-20-2008, 05:33 PM
What's the difference between a samoan girl and a bullbog?
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The lipstick!!!
TreFlip999
07-20-2008, 05:37 PM
Just linked this thread to a somoan pride forum
Riff.Raff
07-20-2008, 05:41 PM
^ lol...... funny thing is... my coworker IS a samoan chick... and SHE told me all these jokes...

* c'mon.. the rule is ... If you can't laugh at yourself......Make fun of other people.


less than 2 weeks, Tre!!!!!
808mp5
07-20-2008, 06:59 PM
What do you call a person with no left leg or no left arm?
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Awwwhhh RIGHT !!!!
808mp5
07-20-2008, 07:00 PM
What do you call a black priest?
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HOLY Sh!T
808mp5
07-20-2008, 07:04 PM
What do you call a Micronesian waving?
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Micro-Wave
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What do you call a gay Micronesian???
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Micro-Soft
808mp5
07-20-2008, 07:05 PM
What do you call a terrorist bomber?
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So Dumb Insane
808mp5
07-30-2008, 04:05 AM
What do you call a pitbull that wears make-up?
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Suga (soon-ga) samoan word for girl